Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.