Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.