Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean