Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.