Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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So how do you drive this thing

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB