Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

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It was selling coke.

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Peas, man.

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They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.