Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i