Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

Disturb Jokes More Disturb Jokes

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche