What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche