Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

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What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

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Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

Relative Jokes More Relative Jokes

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!