Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.