What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

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What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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A. I mist you.

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A different bar.

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Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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It's a pair-a-dice.

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.