Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

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How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.