Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up