What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.