What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation?

Inequalities

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How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.