What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.