What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What's a Muslim's favourite musician?

Shari'ah Carey

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!