What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

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Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

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What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.