What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.