What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side