What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.