What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):