What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.