What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

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What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

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What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):