What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

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What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.