What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

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What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

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What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.