Tube Jokes

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

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What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call tubing in Winnipeg?

Mani-tubing

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.