What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

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What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

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What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.