What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

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What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

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What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.