What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

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Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

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What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

What do you call tubing in Winnipeg?

Mani-tubing

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.