Neither of them can be used as functional tables.
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
A salt rifle.
One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):
The tube top was strapless.
They both fight against Tartars.
We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.