How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

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What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.