How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

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Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.