How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.