How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

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Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.