How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

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How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

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What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.