How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.