Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Oh you know... stuff...
Arkansas
A: Highway 55.
A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Neither of them can be used as functional tables.
