What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.