Toothpaste Jokes

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.