Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Toothpaste Jokes More Toothpaste Jokes

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.