Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.