Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Toothpaste Jokes More Toothpaste Jokes

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.