Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

A: Because there are too many Targets

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

Toothpaste Jokes More Toothpaste Jokes

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.