Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

tooth-hurty

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ?

Tuesday

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money