Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

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What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

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What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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What's an SJW's favourite animal?

A Pander.

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)