Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military?

They are too trigger-happy.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic