How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.