How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

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What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.