How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.