How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)