What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

How to end world hunger ?

By letting the hungry die.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians