What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

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How's the meal?

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What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

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What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians