Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

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How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast?

Ohmlettes

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.