Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

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What do you find in a rythmic bakery?

A-bun-dance

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any