Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

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What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast?

M'mosa

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!