Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What did the yogi have for breakfast?

an lette

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.