Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached