Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

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What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

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What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.