Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Previous Random Joke Next
Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

Where do you find a one legged cow?

Where ever you left it.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.