How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?

Don't feed it !

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.