How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!