How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.