How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?