How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.