How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours