A wet nose
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
aww-tistic
Au.
Getting new shoes every week.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
Cause shes terrible.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
With a pitchfork
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
A: RUFF!
Because they mess up the whole house !
A puppy.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
What if my house burns down
A puppy nailed to 7 trees.
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
Well, It's not a purebread anymore.
Ever since I was a puppy!
A furtographer
Slush Puppies
Ruff
say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
You stop feeding it.
A Petophile
flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out
His medical license was doctored.
God knows he's not a surgeon.
The engine stops whining after the plane lands.
Lots
Holy moley, I didn't know that!"
His resurrection lasted more than four hours.
gun hangs head & turns around
Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.
Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.
Neigh-Palm
The chemist may frown.
They can't-elope.
Because they have cotton balls.
Husband: She's fine.
5 minutes talk to wife.
