A wet nose
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aww-tistic
Au.
Getting new shoes every week.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
Cause shes terrible.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
With a pitchfork
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
A: RUFF!
Because they mess up the whole house !
A puppy.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
What if my house burns down
A puppy nailed to 7 trees.
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
Well, It's not a purebread anymore.
Ever since I was a puppy!
A furtographer
Slush Puppies
Ruff
say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
You stop feeding it.
A Petophile
flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out
The kernel was looking for him.
Kernel.
Because 7 ate 9 out
Snow White's cherry.
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
So he'd use natural logs!
One baby nailed to 7 trees:)
Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)
Tire-less
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
You build a wall.
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
Long time no sea.
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.
5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.