When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.