When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Waba Fett

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Getting new shoes every week.

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When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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Caesar salad

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The clam before the storm!