say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
From the looks of it, your dad won
This joke will be back someday
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
Ruff
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Thunder storms just *sound* better
He could never hit his kids.
