Storm Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

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Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

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Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !