Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Why did the cow tip over?

Excellent service.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me