Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.