Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '