Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!