Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.