Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.