Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!