Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance