Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

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What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.