Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs