Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)