Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

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Why are cars faster than motorcycles?

Because motorcycles are two tired.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!