Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.