Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.