Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

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What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."