Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza