Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

How do you get a musician off of your porch?

You pay for the pizza.

Which musician is the most generous?

Cher