What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.