What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.