Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.