Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin