Kremlin Jokes

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

Wwii Jokes More Wwii Jokes

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.