Kremlin Jokes

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Wwii Jokes More Wwii Jokes

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.