Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

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What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

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Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.