Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.