Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

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What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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Why do we blink subconsciously?

You aren't now!

Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...