Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.