What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

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What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)