What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.