What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.