What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.