Wonder Woman Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

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What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.