Wonder Woman Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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What do you call a flying turtle?

A shellicopter.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*