Wonder Woman Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

How can you drive so recklessly?

Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

Amazon Prime Jokes More Amazon Prime Jokes

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.