I still find you dashing"
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Heroine overdose
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He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere
He dumped his girlfriend
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
He heard he might be playing a big roll
Really anything with a strong Heroine
One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
Because she can't drive for sh*t.
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
They were both driving their cars at the time !
Finger-prints.
A: So the cops can find the handles.
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