Wonder Woman Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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A pilot, you racist.

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What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!