Wonder Woman Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

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How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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What is a drug addict's favorite series?

Really anything with a strong Heroine

What is wonder woman's favorite drug?

Heroine.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.