Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

Dummy Jokes More Dummy Jokes

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

Little Jokes More Little Jokes

What do you call a midget party?

a little get-together.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES