Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Dummy Jokes More Dummy Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

Little Jokes More Little Jokes

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

What do you call a midget party?

a little get-together.