Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

Dummy Jokes More Dummy Jokes

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

Little Jokes More Little Jokes

What do you call a midget party?

a little get-together.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES