Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Dummy Jokes More Dummy Jokes

What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

Little Jokes More Little Jokes

What do you call a midget party?

a little get-together.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES