How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

Glove Compartment Jokes More Glove Compartment Jokes

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !