How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

Glove Compartment Jokes More Glove Compartment Jokes

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment