How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Glove Compartment Jokes More Glove Compartment Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.