How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.