How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

Glove Compartment Jokes More Glove Compartment Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.