How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Glove Compartment Jokes More Glove Compartment Jokes

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.