How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

Glove Compartment Jokes More Glove Compartment Jokes

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !