How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Glove Compartment Jokes More Glove Compartment Jokes

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment