How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Glove Compartment Jokes More Glove Compartment Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment