What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

Television Jokes More Television Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost