What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!