What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.