What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

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How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!