What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.