What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

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Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)