What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

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What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.