What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.