What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

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What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.