What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

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How do you save a drowning black family?

As a .jpg

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain."

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What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

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What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.