What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

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What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!