What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

X Jokes More X Jokes

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

Mmmm. Move Over."

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.