What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

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What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

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What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.