What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.