What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis