Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL