Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.