Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.