Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

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What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.