Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Shirenara!
I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(
Because there was a kellogg in the toilet
The Captain's Log.
The rest of her is cold too.
If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
Well that's really tiny writing!"