Blind Person Jokes

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

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What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person?

Caution- Hot surface' in braille.

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!"

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

Mean Thing Jokes More Mean Thing Jokes

What's the meanest thing someone's ever said to you?

Oh, you're a redditor?

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.