Blind Person Jokes

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

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What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person?

Caution- Hot surface' in braille.

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!"

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Hood orient

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put a steering wheel in front of them

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Because he was Snowden.

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Where can you find the strongest tea?

Cliffsides (because it's so steep).

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.