Plunger Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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They left the plunger in the toilet.

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