Plunger Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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There was a traffic jam.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Hellen Keller Jokes More Hellen Keller Jokes

Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver?

Because she is dead.

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

the floor

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)